Crispy Chili Beef, Egg Fried Rice And Some Porn Crackers

So yesterday was spend incredibly hungover after a very hectic Saturday night out! It was my beautiful Italian girlfriend’s birthday so we all went out to her favourite nightclub- Fabric. It was a great night, just us girls flirting with all the hot clubber guys so they’d buy us drinks. My friend who’s birthday it was is totally beautiful with long blonde hair and can turn on the charm with a sexy accent when she really wants something! Needless to say she did not go home alone!

I’d claimed all night long that I was off boys as I just wanted to have fun with my girls and Mandy does what Mandy says (okay, small white lie, I did had a little snog!). I woke up all alone yesterday with a raging headache. Makes a change from waking up with a man with a raging hard-on!! Still, I got my takeaway on and ordered a chinese and settle down to some Sunday evening viewing. Keeping with my theme I decided to watch this new video that’s up- Chinese Porn Crackers. This girl is one oriental-sex-godess! I love her accent and all the little moans she makes. This is a really horny hardcore video.

Dani’s back for more

It’s official: Miss Dani Amour is one sexy lady! She definitely does it for me…. I’ve actually been staying in this week recovering from my Halloween hangover. And let’s just say, Dani has been keeping me company! Well, via my computer monitor at any rate!

Halloween, was very fun and full of naughtiness. I ended up in a friend’s bed with at least 5 other people at one point! Lots of sexy people, all good friends, indulging in our vices. Mandy has such lovely friends, ones that she can share a lot with!

Dani is all mine though. On a weeknight it’s just me, her and my favourite toy. We actually don’t need anyone else. Once you watch how much her tits bounce up and down you’ll know exactly what I mean.

Horny Halloween

Wow wow wow, does Mandy love Halloween or what?! It’s just another excuse to dress up in a skimpy sexy costume and go and flirt with guys across town I always struggle about what to wear for Halloween to get that right balance of sexy and scary, so this year I went to my favourite sex shop in Soho and bought 2 different costumes! This way I can change my mind at the very last minute.

I do love Halloween, although, over the years I’ve realised one thing about Halloween and that is it is the one night of the year that Mandy ought to be cautious. I’m sure you’re all dying to hear what that reason is!!! It’s simple. Men wear fancy dress too. And that means it’s harder to tell if you’re bringing home a hottie or a nottie. A friend of mine went to a Halloween party last year and kissed a guy in face paint and went home with him. She said they were sat around listening to music with his flatmate and his flatmate kept asking why he wouldn’t take his facepaint off since they weren’t at the party anymore. Apparently, he was worried what she’d think when he took it off!

I don’t think that would happen with Jay Snake in this video where he’s dressed as a zombie! This is great Halloween porn. Just the thing to get me all worked up before I go out tomorrow!

How many men have you had sex with at once?

I am crossing my legs in girly sympathy today. The ever sexy Ruby Reds got screwed over 100 times last night by a bunch of earnest gang-bangers. However, I’m sure, despite the discomfort today, it was worth it. I mean, the girl has set the UK’s first ever official gang bang record! Good for her!

She looks so beautiful in the pictures (even when getting her brains banged out!) that I’m sure the guys couldn’t resist getting stuck right in. Maybe I should start hosting my own mini-gang bangs. Any takers?

Match the boobies

Oh this game has had Mandy in stitches, I just had to share it with you! I even managed to get on the High Scores board, so see if you can beat me. All you have to do is know your pornstars (both amateur and pro!) chests and have a decent memory. Click a box and it reveals a pair of sumptuous baps which promptly disappear. Click another box and another set of boobs appear. See if you can remember which boobs are where and match! Voila!

Click here to play this hilarious game.

Queefing

Any girl is lying is she says she’s never experienced a moment of queefing (explanation here). It happens to us all, and although we don’t like to talk about it, it does happen. It’s not exactly a laughing matter mid-sex, granted. But I just love how this MILF doesn’t even pause with embaressment as she queefs. It’s brilliant! She’s totally comfortable with her body and what happens because it’s just a fact of life! Check out this hardcore porn clip to see what I mean!

Don’t Talk With Your Mouth Full

Mandy has a burning question for you all: why do guys always try and talk to you when you’re giving them head? I know I’m a woman and I’m amazing at multi-tasking but talking with a mouthful of cock is a logistical nightmare!

I don’t know, maybe I just know talkative guys, or men that love you talking dirty but my mama always taught me it was rude to talk with my mouth full.

Ironic then, that Vickie, the MILF in this clip could actually be my mum. She’s not, but y’know, she could be. She does try hard, bless her, to get the words out but her mouth is so stuffed full of big black cock it’s impossible for her to even get her mouth any wider!

Je t’aime Dani Amour

Beautiful Dan Amour would give even busty girls boob-envy! Luckily for me I’m not so much envious, more like I want to touch them! She really does have amazing tits. It’s lovely to see such sexy amateurs that turn me on so much and make me wish I could be joining in!!!

She’s got such a curvy, voluptous figure that I reckon she’d make a great playmate for Mandy Dani, if you’re reading this, you should know I have a massive girl-crush on you!

Seriously, check out this hot hot girl NOW!!

Gang Bang Girl Revealed

Seems like everyone is talking about this gang bang record attempt that Red Hot TV are going to be doing. How exciting! They’re having it at this swinging club La Chambre, in Sheffield, which looks perfect for the event. I’m sure I’ve seen it in some scenes before but I guess that you would see a swinging club quite a lot in porn films!

They’ve just announced which girl is going to be the gang bang girl as well, and it’s this really stunning red-head Ruby Reds. As naughty as Mandy is, I’m not sure I could take part in a gang-bang of this sort of epic proportions though. I do love a good orgy but I don’t think I have the physical stamina to last so long! So bravo for Ruby then, I really have quite a lot of respect for her taking on this record breaking challenge. So guys, are you game for it too? Do you reckon you could help Ruby Reds achieve her goal? Check out the Red Hot website for details of how to apply then!

Carnival Time!!

I’m going to the Notting Hill Carnival today! Mandy is excited. It’s a pure mash-up excuse and no-one really worries about being hung-over at work because everyone else is! Which means unadultered fun.

Which is what I think this hot MILF is having in this clip. She invites her new lodger to check out his room and has his clothes off in a jiffy! Wow, this lady is not only hot but she’s sneaky too. She knows exactly what to do to get the younger men into bed. She has him 69’ing and gets her wicked way with him by getting him to fuck her senseless on the bed.