Time For A New Toy

I’ve been watching Lizzy Anne’s Fetish World series with interest as she always seems to have the best toys. It has definitely inspired Mandy to invest in some new ones. The beads seem like a good idea, they seem to work well on Lizzy, and you could be really naughty with them and have them up you all day long and no one would be any the wiser! I do like the idea of secretly getting off whilst on the train or in the office or in the supermarket. I wonder how many ladies do that? Probably loads, I bet!! I really want one of those vibrating bullets that’s remote-activated so your lover can set it off fot you when your not even with them. Ooh so naughty

Okay, I guess that’s settled it for Mandy, I will be getting a discreet, take anywhere, do anywhere, anywhen new sex toy! I’ll let you know how it goes!

Asian babe Amira

Wow!!!! Oriental hottie Amira De Leon is back, this time getting a good seeing to! I’ve had a bit of a crush on her since I saw her in Porn Crackers frigging herself off but OMG it’s great to see her wriggling around completely unable to control herself with pleasure! It’s great to see a woman unafraid of enjoying herself- bit like me really!! Mandy is definitely a fan of the older man (they know how to handle a girl better!!) and I’m becoming more and more of a fan of sexy Asian girls like Amira getting fucked so this is the ultimate combo! It’s making me want to find a little hottie of my own to have a play session with- any takers?

Pissing VS Smoking

Well you all know Mandy’s reservations about the whole pissing fetish thing. I think it might be something I’d have to do with the right person and work up to. Ooh listen to me! Anyone would think I’m ready to get coupled up again! Hehe

One fetish I really do think is sexy is smoking. Maybe it’s the whole idea of the femme fatale with her cigarette holder that lingers in the mind, but if it’s the right lady, smoking can be hot! Lizzy Anne does both in this scene. Decide for yourself which you think is hotter but I think you know which one Mandy would pick!

Crispy Chili Beef, Egg Fried Rice And Some Porn Crackers

So yesterday was spend incredibly hungover after a very hectic Saturday night out! It was my beautiful Italian girlfriend’s birthday so we all went out to her favourite nightclub- Fabric. It was a great night, just us girls flirting with all the hot clubber guys so they’d buy us drinks. My friend who’s birthday it was is totally beautiful with long blonde hair and can turn on the charm with a sexy accent when she really wants something! Needless to say she did not go home alone!

I’d claimed all night long that I was off boys as I just wanted to have fun with my girls and Mandy does what Mandy says (okay, small white lie, I did had a little snog!). I woke up all alone yesterday with a raging headache. Makes a change from waking up with a man with a raging hard-on!! Still, I got my takeaway on and ordered a chinese and settle down to some Sunday evening viewing. Keeping with my theme I decided to watch this new video that’s up- Chinese Porn Crackers. This girl is one oriental-sex-godess! I love her accent and all the little moans she makes. This is a really horny hardcore video.

Dani’s back for more

It’s official: Miss Dani Amour is one sexy lady! She definitely does it for me…. I’ve actually been staying in this week recovering from my Halloween hangover. And let’s just say, Dani has been keeping me company! Well, via my computer monitor at any rate!

Halloween, was very fun and full of naughtiness. I ended up in a friend’s bed with at least 5 other people at one point! Lots of sexy people, all good friends, indulging in our vices. Mandy has such lovely friends, ones that she can share a lot with!

Dani is all mine though. On a weeknight it’s just me, her and my favourite toy. We actually don’t need anyone else. Once you watch how much her tits bounce up and down you’ll know exactly what I mean.

Horny Halloween

Wow wow wow, does Mandy love Halloween or what?! It’s just another excuse to dress up in a skimpy sexy costume and go and flirt with guys across town I always struggle about what to wear for Halloween to get that right balance of sexy and scary, so this year I went to my favourite sex shop in Soho and bought 2 different costumes! This way I can change my mind at the very last minute.

I do love Halloween, although, over the years I’ve realised one thing about Halloween and that is it is the one night of the year that Mandy ought to be cautious. I’m sure you’re all dying to hear what that reason is!!! It’s simple. Men wear fancy dress too. And that means it’s harder to tell if you’re bringing home a hottie or a nottie. A friend of mine went to a Halloween party last year and kissed a guy in face paint and went home with him. She said they were sat around listening to music with his flatmate and his flatmate kept asking why he wouldn’t take his facepaint off since they weren’t at the party anymore. Apparently, he was worried what she’d think when he took it off!

I don’t think that would happen with Jay Snake in this video where he’s dressed as a zombie! This is great Halloween porn. Just the thing to get me all worked up before I go out tomorrow!

How many men have you had sex with at once?

I am crossing my legs in girly sympathy today. The ever sexy Ruby Reds got screwed over 100 times last night by a bunch of earnest gang-bangers. However, I’m sure, despite the discomfort today, it was worth it. I mean, the girl has set the UK’s first ever official gang bang record! Good for her!

She looks so beautiful in the pictures (even when getting her brains banged out!) that I’m sure the guys couldn’t resist getting stuck right in. Maybe I should start hosting my own mini-gang bangs. Any takers?

Match the boobies

Oh this game has had Mandy in stitches, I just had to share it with you! I even managed to get on the High Scores board, so see if you can beat me. All you have to do is know your pornstars (both amateur and pro!) chests and have a decent memory. Click a box and it reveals a pair of sumptuous baps which promptly disappear. Click another box and another set of boobs appear. See if you can remember which boobs are where and match! Voila!

Click here to play this hilarious game.

Queefing

Any girl is lying is she says she’s never experienced a moment of queefing (explanation here). It happens to us all, and although we don’t like to talk about it, it does happen. It’s not exactly a laughing matter mid-sex, granted. But I just love how this MILF doesn’t even pause with embaressment as she queefs. It’s brilliant! She’s totally comfortable with her body and what happens because it’s just a fact of life! Check out this hardcore porn clip to see what I mean!

Don’t Talk With Your Mouth Full

Mandy has a burning question for you all: why do guys always try and talk to you when you’re giving them head? I know I’m a woman and I’m amazing at multi-tasking but talking with a mouthful of cock is a logistical nightmare!

I don’t know, maybe I just know talkative guys, or men that love you talking dirty but my mama always taught me it was rude to talk with my mouth full.

Ironic then, that Vickie, the MILF in this clip could actually be my mum. She’s not, but y’know, she could be. She does try hard, bless her, to get the words out but her mouth is so stuffed full of big black cock it’s impossible for her to even get her mouth any wider!